Long Grey Beard and Mustache
- Long Grey Beard and Mustache
Small Moments,
Monster Memories
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Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
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Standard | One size | One size fits most adults | One size fits most adults |
- Made of synthetic fibers
- Net fabric backing
- Grey hairs form long beard and mustache
- Fit with elastic band that secure around the ears
- NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE PACKAGE
Beardly Beginnings
Have you ever had this experience? You’re hanging out with your friends or family and someone decides they have to show off their special talent, something like wiggling their ears. All of a sudden your lovely gathering devolves into an endless cycle of “Can you do this? How about this?” Everyone has something they can’t do. Some people can’t touch their toes. Some people can’t do that straw thing with their tongue (but it’s hilarious to watch them try). Some people can’t crack their knuckles or cross their eyes or lick their elbows. And if you can’t grow a long, luscious grey beard, we’ve got you covered! With this accessory, complete with mustache, you can now dress up as your favorite character without spending months or years trying to cultivate a facial forest. Live out your dreams of dressing as a kindly old wizard, a garden gnome, or a middle-aged dwarf.
Product Details
Maybe you can’t grow a beard, but don’t worry, we can’t either! This one is made of synthetic fibers attached to a net fabric backing. (No real hair around to trigger those allergies.) Speaking of that, in the interest of keeping others safe and our costumes clean, this item is nonreturnable once you’ve opened it. We want you to be guaranteed the highest quality beards!
- Really not very goodBy Anonymous | May 28, 2022
I spent a long time trying to turn the roadkill I received into something that looks like this picture. No luck. The mustache part is either in my eyes or flops over covering my mouth and shows the backing. The mouth hole is so large that it reveals my mouth and chin (full-grown adult male here).Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend.Was this review helpful to you?