Crackling Fireplace Ugly Christmas Sweater for Adults

We've heard of “chestnuts roasting on an open fire,” but an open fire roasting on your chest?? Now that's nuts! Okay, that was pretty cheesy, but isn't that the whole point of silly looking Christmas sweaters? The holidays are the part of the year when it's perfectly cool to have cookies and egg nog for dinner, sitting around the fireplace becomes a social event, and you can wear sweaters that are so ugly, they actually become charming.

Lucky for everyone, these traditions aren't going anywhere. In fact, this nifty Crackling Fireplace Sweater will bring your ugly Christmas sweater game into the 21st Century, by making it look like there's a real life fireplace flickering joyfully right there on the front. No, it's not some risky experimental holographic “cold” fire that produces the effect, and it's not witchcraft or ghosts, either. You simply play a video on your smartphone, slip it into the windowed pouch on the cheerful acrylic sweater, and voila! You'll have your own little fireplace that you can take with you, and your friends and family can all sit in front of you and eat cookies and egg nog wherever you go! It's up to you, though, if you want to let anyone try to roast any chestnuts on your sweater; that could get a little awkward...