5FT Life Size Pirate Skeleton Halloween Decoration

Sometimes, we stumble across things in our lives that awaken a sense of wonder we thought we lost somewhere in our childhood: a beautiful sunset, a hidden waterfall, a shooting star… And this Life-size Pirate Skeleton. There are so many questions here… How did this sea-faring brigand lose his hand? Was that before or after he lost his leg? What that before or after he lost his eye? Did he fight in crazy glorious sea battles against the British Navy? Was he just really clumsy and accident-prone? How have his stylish accessories held up so well when his skin and muscles melted away decades ago? How has his peg leg not deteriorated?

The biggest question, though, is what his relationship is with that dead parrot on his shoulder. We know there’s got to be a beautiful love story hidden in there. Did he raise the parrot from an egg? Did he rescue it from a shipwreck? The fact that they died together is almost Romeo-and-Juliet tragic, rivaling even some human love stories. Was it the parrot who refused to leave his dying human friend, or the other way around? Or maybe they went out together in a blaze of glory a la Bonnie and Clyde. Sadly, we’ll never know…

But what we do know is that if you set up this Lifesize Pirate Skeleton for your next themed party, it’s sure to be a hit. Anyone can throw a few plastic skeletons around. It takes someone with vision and imagination to include one as enigmatic and appealing as this guy! He’s five feet tall and fully poseable, plus he comes with a handy hook if you want to hang him up. No matter what you do with him, he’s sure to be a hit!